Bits moved from here to there. After 30 years, we finally stopped the leaks.
Our job is to move bits from Point A to Point B. We are the plumbing, not the inspector. We do not look at your content. We do not scan your attachments. We do not use your words to train machines. Your signal is your own. We simply facilitate the transit through the Iron.
We do not provide backdoors for commerce. We do not harvest your metadata for brokers. We have spent three decades watching the free internet eat people, so we built a wall. If someone wants your data, they have to go through you, not us.
There are no ads here. No trackers. No recommended products. We make money by moving bits from here to there and maintaining the Iron. That is the beginning and the end of our financial interest in your identity. We sell peace and indirection, nothing else.
Per the Section 230 Shield, DonkeyWaffle is an interactive computer service, not a publisher. We provide the conduit; you provide the content. We are legally immune from the Signal you choose to transmit. If you use our ad-free pipes to stir a storm, you own the lightning. We just keep the Iron hot.
Registry Anchor: Managed by Entire Tribes of Donkeys!.
Support: You can email support@donkeywaffle.com for more info. Please be advised that we may or may not get back to you with a big fucking nope. Our priority is the plumbing, not the paperwork.
Backup Alert:
We accidentally dropped the backups into the river. We are working on it. But they are likely gone. Sorry. Move forward, don't look back.
1. Zero Tracking: We do not log your metadata for sale. Your identity is your property.
2. Resilience: Our systems are designed for 100% offline capability if the backbone fails.
3. Data Destruction: If you close your account, we DBAN-standard wipe your sector. No residuals.
4. Human Loop: Real engineers (Operators) manage this gear, not unmonitored scripts.